A child came home from Vacation Bible School and told his mother he had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly. It took his mother a moment to realize the hymn he'd learned was really "Gladly The Cross I'd Bear."
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Here is the Lost Chapter in Genesis . . .
Adam was walking around in the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him,
"What's wrong with you?"
Adam replied that he had no one to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
God said,
"This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to care for them. She will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will freely give you love and never have a headache.
Adam asked, "What will a woman like that cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam replied, "What can I get for a rib?
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A teen boy had just earned his driving permit. He asked his father if they could discuss the use of the car. The father said, "I'll make you a deal. Bring up your grades, pay attention in Church, and get your hair cut, then we'll talk about it.
After about a month, the boy again asked about the car. The father said, "I'm really proud of you, son. You've raised your GPA, you are very attentive at Mass, but I notice you still didn't cut your hair.
The young man waited moment before replying. "You know Dad, I've been thinking. Samson had long hair. Moses had long hair. Noah had long hair. Even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!"
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